New Orleans Wrestling podcast is a group of New Orleans’ most hardcore Wrestling fans. We’ll cover news from the squared circle, with our own special flare of opinion and editorial.
Our cast is:
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Name: Picklescoop
Weight: 270lb
Hails From: Vlasic’s Vineyard
Finisher: The Scoop Slam
This monster may look harmless, but you’re so wrong. Run for your lives, people. Now. He’ll beat you in the ring, then celebrate with a Mardi Gras parade.Because he can. Pickle is a 4 time Pick Your Ponies Champion. |
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Name: Cheese
Weight: 215lb
Hails from: Parts Unknown
Finisher: The Low Blow
Believed to be raised by a pack of wolverines, Cheese has held every title that Wrestling has to offer, during his stints as a prop master for every Wrestling Federation in existence. The only reason he isn’t prop master anymore is because of that House Show where he stunnered Stone Cold completely through the ring. Twice. |
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Name: Tidbits
Weight – 240lb
Hails from: Magic
Finisher: the Kick Drum Stomp
He is why the drummer from Def Leppard has one arm. He ripped it off. It is believed that he carved the bones into a pair of drum sticks, which he still comes to the ring with today. Tidbits has held both the European and African Championships numerous times. Also, as a member of the legendary tag team the Carbombs, he is a 4 time Tag Team Champion. |
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Name: Krazy Laughing Fireclown
Weight – over 200 lbs
Hails from: under the Big Top
Finishers: The Griffin and the Wig Splitter
Krazy came onto the scene like the circus arriving in town- A huge parade with floats, exotic animals, fire breathers, and jugglers. But don’t be fooled by his Clownish tricks. He has one goal – to win everything. |
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Name: Multiple Dave
Weight – 150lb
Hails from: the Future
Finisher: the Time Machine
This is one mother fucker to be afraid of. He can and WILL get you. He may send one of his multiple personalities from the past, present, or future to tag in and strike you. He looked ahead in time. He won the match. |
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Name: Atom Bomb
Weight – 161lb
Hails from: the Haaaaalllllllllllllllllllll
Finisher: Big Boy
With a striking resemblance to “The Venom”, he assures us he’s NOT the same person. But he’s gonna leave an impact crater bigger than Nagasaki. |
Past Tag Team Partners
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Name: Hopper
Weight: 210 lb
Hails from: the Grasslands
Finisher: The Tattoo Shader
After learning discipline as a child by chomping down on grasshoppers, Hopper is a high flying brawler that is as well known for his artwork as he is for his fighting skills. He is a seven time “Your Fly’s down”-weight Champion. |
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Name: “The Venom” Mr. Maggio
Weight – 160lb
Hails from: the Halls of Stamford, CT
Finisher: the Biting Script
When he’s not writing legendary stories like a Cooler match, he’s tearing up faces and heels alike in the ring. Taking no prisoners, the Venom most notable held the Cruiserweight Hardcore Belt 6 times in a match. |
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Name: Sammy Cusimano
Weight – 220lb
Hails from: Muscles, Belgium
Finisher: the Woodchipper
When he’s not singing with Beretta, Sammy is in the Gym, following a strict diet of Lil Caesar’s Pizza and the blood of his enemies. |
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Name: Dr. Thunder
Weight: 240 lb
Hails from: the African Coastline
Finisher: the Fist of Thunder
Coming to the ring like a thunderstorm, Dr. Thunder exploded on the scene like a shaken up can of soda. He is a 3 time Fantasy Football champion with a stable of players and managers that would even make Vic Grimes cry.. |